(Source: ephemeral-mind)
An earring? How rebellious… in a conformist sort of way.
– Lisa Simpson. And now my response to anyone trying to be non-conformist (via nobodyeversuspectsthebutterfly)
(Source: ilyapasternak)
One nation, under the dollar, with liberty and justice for none.
“And here’s the cane from Citizen Kane!
Wait, there was no cane in Citizen Kane!”
(Source: seymour-bush)
It’s amazing how can I feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time. I’m sure there’s a German word for that.
– Lisa Simpson. The Simpsons 22.07: “How Munched Is That Birdie In the Window?” (via enfantmort)
(Source: soberish)
The Simpsons | Season 2, Episode 7: Bart vs. Thanksgiving.
Every day at noon the bell rings and they herd us in here for feeding time and we sit here like cattle, chewing our cud, dreading the inevitable.
(Source: formerly-vaginawoolf)
We’re the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows.
– Lisa Simpson (via icanlurn)
Marge: Sweetie, you can still go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.
Lisa: Anything that’s the something of the something isn’t really anything of anything.
Lisa: Anything that’s the something of the something isn’t really anything of anything.
